WTF: Why The Face, you ask? Babe, I’m a cologne model! Yep, that’s the face. Thanks for being nice to me even though I have quirks. I am glad we generally do not have a make-fun-of-eachother type of relationship. We like to be gentle, I think. And that is good. I like to tell you all the things I like about you, not poke fun. Hooray for us!
Also, I love you.